Nikki Glaser basked in her 2025 Golden Globes internet hosting glory with Howard Stern on Monday and revealed just a few jokes that had been left behind on the cutting-room flooring.
Glaser, 40, advised Stern that “each joke was memorized” from her opening monologue, the place she celebrated “Ozempic’s greatest evening,” earlier than riffing on Ben Affleck and Sean “Diddy” Combs.
The comic, identified for just lately roasting Tom Brady, admitted she was afraid of getting “canceled” for among the content material written for the awards present and as a substitute opted to inform Stern the jokes.
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Nikki Glaser gave Howard Stern just a few of her Golden Globes jokes deemed too racy for the awards present. (Wealthy Polk)
“I’d be remiss if I did not ask you what jokes you disregarded of your monologue final evening. I’m at all times interested in that course of,” Stern stated. “So, there have been jokes that you simply preferred, however you couldn’t match them in or, for some purpose, you prevented doing them. Do you may have a few examples?”
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“Yeah, I’ve plenty of examples, however be at liberty to chop me off at any time when,” Glaser stated.
“I put collectively somewhat mini setlist for you as a result of, yeah, a few of these are identical to, they had been within the writers’ room. They might get pitched and had been like, ‘We will’t say that on TV. We can’t say that to those individuals’s faces.’ So I’d go, ‘Transfer it to the Stern file. We will do it on Stern.’”
Nicole KidmanÂ
Kidman was nominated for her position in “Babygirl.” (Getty Photographs)
The 57-year-old actress, who was nominated for a Golden Globe for her position in “Babygirl,” had a joke about her that received nixed, in keeping with Glaser. “This one … we shot it for a promo, and so they nearly aired it on CBS, after which we had been like, that can get me canceled,” Glaser confessed.
“‘The Wild Robotic’ is nominated tonight, and by that I imply Nicole Kidman after two white wines.”
Glaser additionally admitted, “I want we’d have executed that, but when she makes a face … I feel she would have been cool with it, however you by no means know.”Â
Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin was charged with involuntary manslaughter for the deadly “Rust” capturing of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins. His case was dismissed final 12 months. (Santa Fe County Sheriff’s Workplace)
Baldwin, 66, was not in attendance on the 82nd Golden Globe Awards, however there was a joke about him that additionally received axed.
“Michael Keaton was so nice in ‘Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.’ And Alec Baldwin sadly didn’t come again to play a ghost as a result of he was too busy making them.”
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Nicolas Cage
Nicolas Cage has earned a number of Golden Globes via the years. (Getty Photographs)
Cage, a a number of Golden Globe Award winner, offered the perfect image – musical/comedy award on Sunday and will have been on the receiving finish of Glaser’s jokes.
“Nicolas Cage is right here tonight trying well-rested after an evening of sleeping in Elvis’ coffin.”
“Nicolas Cage is right here and so is the band of skeletons that follows him taking part in ragtime jazz.”
Dax Shepard
Dax Shepard hosts the “Armchair Knowledgeable” podcast. (Getty Photographs)
Shepard, 50, joined his spouse, Kristen Bell, on the 2025 Golden Globes and prevented a joke about his celebrity-filled podcast.
“The Golden Globes is the one present the place you may see the largest stars in films and tv be a part of along with the identical objective: Getting out right here tonight earlier than Dax Shepard asks them to do his podcast.”
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Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs
Sean “Diddy” Combs was charged with racketeering conspiracy, intercourse trafficking by power, fraud or coercion, and transportation to have interaction in prostitution within the indictment unsealed in September. (Munawar Hosain)
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs was not in attendance on the awards present and is presently incarcerated in Brooklyn on felony racketeering conspiracy, intercourse trafficking and transportation to have interaction in prostitution prices.
“That is the final time that every one of you can be in the identical room collectively earlier than the Diddy trial.”
Stern requested, “Why didn’t you utilize that joke?”
“We had one other Diddy point out that labored higher and led us to different jokes. You solely get one Diddy point out,” Glaser stated. “That one you don’t need to do since you’re accusing the individuals within the room of being concerned in that, and so they would possibly activate you about that.”
‘Solely Murders within the Constructing’
“Solely Murders within the Constructing” solid, together with Martin Quick, Steve Martin and Selena Gomez (Getty Photographs)
Martin Quick, Steve Martin and Selena Gomez had been every nominated for Golden Globe Awards at Sunday’s ceremony. Martin and Quick, in addition to their co-star Meryl Streep, might have been teased, however the joke was disregarded of Glaser’s monologue.Â
“‘Solely Murders within the Constructing’ is wonderful, and I feel it’s so cool that legends like Steve Martin, Martin Quick and Meryl Streep are nonetheless at it, placing out among the finest performances of their careers. It’s so inspiring, and it simply goes to point out you that you simply’re by no means too outdated to nonetheless want cash. Guys, please don’t struggle Jake Paul. Please don’t do it. Why are you continue to working so onerous? Did you get caught up within the Hawk Tuah crypto scheme?”
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